https://simiancheese.bigcartel.com Little Toys for Big Girls and Boys. 93920821 Simian Cheese's Paint by Nuggets: Hopalong Nuggity Why did I do this? Hmmmm that's a very good question... I thought it was a good idea... is that enough? haha I've always liked paint by numbers by always hated the content. Kittens, puppies, landscapes... I'm not hating on kittens, puppies nor landscapes, I just don't want to paint them. So to make a long story longer, I made these. They're totally hand made and I have never done anything like this before. The 'canvas' is a museum quality 100% acid-free 246lb paper. Wha huh? That means that it is really good quality and cost me a pretty penny. I mixed the paint colors (15 of them) as best as I could, if they're not good enough, please mix your own - switch color palettes, flock it, add some neon, do what you do. They come with a little brush and a bigger brush. They should be good enough. If not, you know the drill.... 1 of 9.25 inch X 12 inch premium art board 1 color printout of how good it could be 1 very legible color key thing so that you can read all of the teeny numbers 1 kind small brush 1 slightly larger brush 15 pots of paint that kinda match the palette see in the printout 1 pot of pearly shite paint, go nuts 1 pot of black pain. Just because. **** International folks, shoot me a DM @simian_cheese on IM and we can figure out shipping. **** I also did a Frankenstein one but am not going to fill any more paint pots any time soon. If you're interested, let me know on IG @simian_cheese 20.00 USD https://simiancheese.bigcartel.com/product/simian-cheese-s-paint-by-numbers-hopalong-nuggity https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/347161819/PXL_20221101_192114269.jpg 93920821 new out of stock 93811369 I am Nugget hat. Make a statement. Make a statement by wearing this hat. What that statement is.... Hmmm.... maybe you are an adult film star? Maybe you wanna proudly represent the mustache crowd. Maybe you are just fried? I dunno... You know people are going to ask, so have something ready.... just sayin' These are awesome. All made by local talent in my town. They are super high quality hats with kick-ass professional embroidery on them. This ship in boxes so that they won't get smushed. **** International folks, shoot me a DM @simian_cheese on IM and we can figure out shipping. **** Each comes with a holographic sticker of authenticity to ensure that it is authentic, which it is. Sticker designed by @wtedesign Specs: District ® Super Soft Mesh Back Cap Fabric: 100% cotton twill front panels, 100% polyester mesh mid and back panels Structure: Unstructured Profile: Low Closure: 7-position adjustable snap 15.00 USD https://simiancheese.bigcartel.com/product/i-am-nugget-hat https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/346866040/received_823796365413502+_1_.jpeg 93811369 new in stock 57227549 Video NasteeZ Rawhead Rex In collaboration with Illuminatoys and Worst Toy Ever, I am very proud to bring you this 5th Anniversary Edition of Video NasteeZ Rawhead Rex. Yes, it has been 5 years since he was last cast... This little marvel is lovingly hand made by the Cheese Master himself in a semi-rigid resin in four glorious colors (White/Blue/UV Green/GID). Each mini comes with a custom-cast removable skeletal warrior stand to make sure he stands up any resistance from his enemies. This is a super short run, so be sure to get him before he's gone. ~2.5 inches standing, ~3 inches standing on base 15.00 USD https://simiancheese.bigcartel.com/product/rawhead-rex https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/243693140/IMG_20190819_153626+_1_.jpg 57227549 new out of stock 55890746 Ram-Blo NAME: Yo Ram-blo NATIONALITY: AMERICANO AGE: UNKNOWN/CLASSIFIED/NOT RATED/UNRATED/XXX-RATED HEIGHT: ~4 INCHES MATERIAL: HARD RESIN COLOR: RANDOM GUMBALL COLORS HOBBIES AND OCCUPATIONS: Green Beret, Pink Beret, Special Services, Special OPs, Secret Service, NAVY SEAL, Commie Annihilator, Shriners Club, 4H Club, Quilting Club, Cat Lady, Potential Bubblegum Assassinator. WEAPONS: Sexy Knife Blade, Ram-Bow and Arrow, Dip Spit, Vanity Mirror, Fanny Pack, Hot Pack. STORYLINE: Nobody can get out of a ooey, gooey, huey mess like Yo Ram-blo. Tasked with all of the world's "ultra secret operational overseas death rescue missions with panache" Ram'blo seems to always "get 'er done" and usually comes out with only a few scratches on his arms (from crashing through cypress trees). An international bubblegum champion extraordinaire, Ram-blo recently and secretively SAVED THE ENTIRE FREAKIN' UNIVERSE by assuming Kernel Troutman's identity (with beret), locating the secret Russian micro-film, and destroying an entire village's goldfish pond in the process; hurling 374 RPG blasts, 112 knife slashes and 8 packs of bubblegum. "Well, yo," said Ram-blo after the mission. 12.00 USD https://simiancheese.bigcartel.com/product/ram-blo https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/239800706/IMG_20190616_092350.jpg 55890746 new out of stock